you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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