So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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