Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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