I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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