Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
please don't ironically join a cult
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