i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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