youre lurking in front of me
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
