On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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