Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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