Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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