Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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