Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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