Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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