I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least