oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"