I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.