no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them