pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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