So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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