guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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