honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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