when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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