you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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