Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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