And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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