have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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