I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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