I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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