So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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