why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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