my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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