Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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