I'm eating all of the evidence.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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