to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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