Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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