I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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