we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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