I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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