Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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