She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Sorry about my life...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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