fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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