wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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