Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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