we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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