thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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