I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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