just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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