Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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