The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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