Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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