Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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