Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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