Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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