Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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