i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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