good thing vaginas are great cup holders
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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