On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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