Whod you bang
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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