i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
