and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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